If Only This Were True
There’s not a snowballs’ chance in Xenu’s Mountainside Prison that this is true but the rumor is popping up on a lot of sites today:
Posh’s alien encounter
She’ll star in Tom Cruise’s film
18 December 2006
Weirdest story of the day: Victoria Beckham is going to star as an alien’s bride in a Scientology film paid for by Tom Cruise. Yep.
The film, The Thetan is Tom Cruise’s idea, but he couldn’t get any of the Hollywood studios to back it – so he’s paying for it himself.
And Tom, who’s seen Posh in Spice World, reckons she has ‘comic genius’ and is perfect for the part of an alien leader called a thetan, which scientologists believe is an immortal spiritual being present in all humans. Nice.
A source said: ‘Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood.
‘This could be the perfect start for her.’
That would eclipse “South Park” as the most important media piece to exposing the public to the looniness of Scientology.
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